Mittwoch, 1. Juni 2011

Suddenly, Tears. Hundreds of them.

I killed a poor Myrm in my Ishkur yesterday. It was fun, especially since i normallyuse a Myrm as Gankship.
That guy... i ALMOST felt sorry for him.

http://y0ink.us/killboard/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=13140


Channel Name: Private Chat (alone)
Listener: TheBeep
Session started: 2011.05.31 21:07:51
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[ 2011.05.31 21:07:55 ] TheBeep > hey
[ 2011.05.31 21:08:02 ] TheBeep > wanna die or gve me 20 mil?
[ 2011.05.31 21:08:02 ] Glith Stareine > Stop ninja looting please
[ 2011.05.31 21:08:23 ] Glith Stareine > i dont even have 20 mil lol
[ 2011.05.31 21:08:24 ] TheBeep > looting is not ur problem, dying is ;)
[ 2011.05.31 21:08:27 ] TheBeep > 15.
[ 2011.05.31 21:08:36 ] TheBeep > ur dying to a FRIGATE dude.
[ 2011.05.31 21:08:44 ] Glith Stareine > you have help dude
[ 2011.05.31 21:08:48 ] TheBeep > dont need lol
[ 2011.05.31 21:08:52 ] TheBeep > you dont hit me.
[ 2011.05.31 21:09:01 ] Glith Stareine > rails sux
[ 2011.05.31 21:09:02 ] TheBeep > ok you dont want to live, fine :)
[ 2011.05.31 21:09:04 ] TheBeep > bye
[ 2011.05.31 21:09:11 ] Glith Stareine > 10 i can offer
[ 2011.05.31 21:09:14 ] Glith Stareine > i only got 12
[ 2011.05.31 21:09:14 ] TheBeep > ok than
[ 2011.05.31 21:09:36 ] TheBeep > i dont see wallet blinking
[ 2011.05.31 21:09:41 ] Glith Stareine > hold on
[ 2011.05.31 21:09:44 ] Glith Stareine > i'm new
[ 2011.05.31 21:09:53 ] TheBeep > right click me, give money
[ 2011.05.31 21:10:28 ] TheBeep > thats 10.000
[ 2011.05.31 21:10:40 ] Glith Stareine > meh.. -.-
[ 2011.05.31 21:10:58 ] TheBeep > resuming killing.
[ 2011.05.31 21:11:16 ] Glith Stareine > why?
[ 2011.05.31 21:11:26 ] TheBeep > u gave me ten thousand not 10 million
[ 2011.05.31 21:11:35 ] TheBeep > you re trying to screw me.
[ 2011.05.31 21:11:41 ] Glith Stareine > no..
[ 2011.05.31 21:11:46 ] TheBeep > so you die.
[ 2011.05.31 21:12:03 ] TheBeep > look in you wallet, it was 10.000.
[ 2011.05.31 21:12:03 ] Glith Stareine > dont kill me
[ 2011.05.31 21:12:07 ] TheBeep > give me 10 mil.
[ 2011.05.31 21:12:09 ] TheBeep > NOW.
[ 2011.05.31 21:12:25 ] Glith Stareine > I'll get my CEO to get me the money.. just wait
[ 2011.05.31 21:12:31 ] TheBeep > 1min
[ 2011.05.31 21:13:25 ] TheBeep > as soon as i see 10mil, i stop.
[ 2011.05.31 21:13:25 ] Glith Stareine > was that right?
[ 2011.05.31 21:13:33 ] TheBeep > it was.
[ 2011.05.31 21:13:36 ] Glith Stareine > you got it now
[ 2011.05.31 21:13:45 ] TheBeep > on thng: dont trust. ninjas. SUDDENLY BETRAYAL!!!!

-> Slowly killing the Myrm...

[ 2011.05.31 21:15:09 ] Glith Stareine > I can get you more ISK laters
[ 2011.05.31 21:15:11 ] TheBeep > 10mil more maybe.
[ 2011.05.31 21:15:16 ] Glith Stareine > I just dont have it now
[ 2011.05.31 21:15:16 ] TheBeep > later is never.
[ 2011.05.31 21:15:23 ] Glith Stareine > I promise
[ 2011.05.31 21:15:35 ] TheBeep > later is never.
[ 2011.05.31 21:15:41 ] Glith Stareine > I get 1 mill if i do this mission
[ 2011.05.31 21:15:45 ] TheBeep > lol
[ 2011.05.31 21:15:52 ] Glith Stareine > Please
[ 2011.05.31 21:15:59 ] Glith Stareine > Help out a noob
[ 2011.05.31 21:15:59 ] TheBeep > sorry dude:)
[ 2011.05.31 21:16:05 ] TheBeep > dont trust ninjas, dont shot ninjas.
[ 2011.05.31 21:16:14 ] TheBeep > lesson learned is more worth than any isk.
[ 2011.05.31 21:16:15 ] Glith Stareine > pleae i beg you
[ 2011.05.31 21:16:42 ] TheBeep > you will lear, you lose MANY ships. dont fly anyhting you cant afford.
[ 2011.05.31 21:16:45 ] Glith Stareine > I PROMISE
[ 2011.05.31 21:16:48 ] TheBeep > well u can always shot my friends...
[ 2011.05.31 21:16:55 ] Glith Stareine > I'll give tou 10 mil isk tomorrow
[ 2011.05.31 21:17:06 ] TheBeep > afte you die? cool!
[ 2011.05.31 21:17:12 ] Glith Stareine > No, please.
[ 2011.05.31 21:17:18 ] Glith Stareine > I cant afford loosing this ship
[ 2011.05.31 21:17:23 ] TheBeep > than dont fly it.
[ 2011.05.31 21:17:27 ] TheBeep > fly a frigate.
[ 2011.05.31 21:17:36 ] Glith Stareine > Lesson learned.. but please dont kill me
[ 2011.05.31 21:17:36 ] TheBeep > like the one thats killing your myrm right now.
[ 2011.05.31 21:18:32 ] TheBeep > bye now :)
[ 2011.05.31 21:18:45 ] Glith Stareine > please
[ 2011.05.31 21:18:50 ] Glith Stareine > give mne a chanse
[ 2011.05.31 21:18:50 ] TheBeep > shhh
[ 2011.05.31 21:18:59 ] TheBeep > you had yours, dont shot ninjas.
[ 2011.05.31 21:19:09 ] TheBeep > maybe ill let your pod go for 50mil.-
[ 2011.05.31 21:19:12 ] Glith Stareine > I appologise
[ 2011.05.31 21:19:19 ] TheBeep > no problem, you learned.
[ 2011.05.31 21:19:35 ] Glith Stareine > dont kill me then.. Lets be friends.
[ 2011.05.31 21:19:44 ] Glith Stareine > I'm sure i can help you later on
[ 2011.05.31 21:19:57 ] TheBeep > nope :)
[ 2011.05.31 21:20:15 ] TheBeep > lets be good enemies and end this quick :)
[ 2011.05.31 21:21:11 ] TheBeep > cya around!

-> Myrm Dead.

Donnerstag, 24. März 2011

Stealth Bomber Fun

Baiting on a gate, as simple as it sounds, it can be fucking awesome.

What happens if you leave a PLEX in a wreck, combine it with a fleet of cloaked ships and add a helpful bear? Awesomeness.

[ 2011.03.24 18:49:02 ] Arcterris > hey man you have a plex in this wreck
[ 2011.03.24 18:49:07 ] TheBeep > WHAT?
[ 2011.03.24 18:49:10 ] TheBeep > shit!!!
[ 2011.03.24 18:49:12 ] Arcterris > want me to grab and mail to you?
[ 2011.03.24 18:49:16 ] TheBeep > im at war right now, cant undock!!
[ 2011.03.24 18:49:21 ] TheBeep > would be nice
[ 2011.03.24 18:49:34 ] TheBeep > can you bring to station? ill give you 50mil upfront
[ 2011.03.24 18:49:39 ] Arcterris > tell your corp not to ding me getting it now
[ 2011.03.24 18:49:51 ] TheBeep > no problemo
[ 2011.03.24 18:49:56 ] TheBeep > thx buddy


Chat closed. PEWPEW. BOOM.
http://y0ink.us/killboard/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=11170

Part 2.

Arcterris > what the hell?
TheBeep > :)
TheBeep > welcome to eve.
Arcterris > seriously?
TheBeep > dont trust anyone.
Arcterris > I was absolutely no threat to you
Arcterris > in that little ship and was asking for nothing when i made tyhe offer
TheBeep > missing the point there, we just like to kill people
Arcterris > no i think that on a more basic level you are missing the bigger point

Ah right, the End. You think.
GET THE POD! GET THE POD!

S1r DigbyChickenCaesar o/
Darenko o/
Ion Nizer Bye
TheBeep o/
PVDNS77 o/
real wills 0/
http://y0ink.us/killboard/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=11174

The End.
_________________________________________________________________

In other news:

Re: PS.
From: Jac Grey
Sent: 2011.03.24 18:58
To: TheBeep,

I knew it was a chance to take and I took it...

Well now I know what I'm gona use ISk on... : )
or maybe train 4 a Charon...



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PS.
From: TheBeep
Sent: 2011.03.24 18:51
To: Jac Grey,

LOL.
:)
welcome to eve.


Local:
Jac Grey SUDDENLY NINJAS to all of U thx 4 the leason, was fun : )
PVDNS77 yw mate
Jac Grey hehe
Arcterris wow -try to help someone and get shafted!

Samstag, 5. März 2011

More Russians.

Seriously, i don't know who he is or what he wants. If anyone can enlighten me please?



Re: Re: Re: :(
From: deonis60
Sent: 2011.03.05 15:46
To: TheBeep,

sense is always . to you simply incomprehensible

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Re: Re: :(
От: TheBeep
Отправлено: 2011.03.05 08:56
Кому: deonis60,

lol.
what? that does not make any sense at all. 

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Re: Re: :(
From: deonis60
Sent: 2011.03.05 06:04
To: TheBeep

Dear, please without broad patterns

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Re: :(
От: TheBeep
Отправлено: 2011.03.04 22:48
Кому: deonis60,

Что?
- google translate

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:(
From: deonis60
Sent: 2011.03.04 15:28
To: TheBeep

Уважаемый , плиз без разводов

Mittwoch, 23. Februar 2011

Russians...

Actually i run into lots of russian missionrunners lately. Here's one. Or two. Depends.

TheBeep > o/
mashtab > cho y svoih to salesh
TheBeep > ?
TheBeep > no english?
mashtab2 > ты руский
TheBeep > lol theres 2 of you!
mashtab > i can salvag my self
TheBeep > sure, but u didnt! so im cleaning up a bit here :)
TheBeep > oh now theres just 1 of you :(
mashtab > i see you in low sec :)

No, you don't, and you know that.

Actually i saw him a minute ago, with a Noctis and a Dramiel, salvaging.
Best stuff is gone dude, sorry.

Montag, 21. Februar 2011

Montag, 24. Januar 2011

Oh noes...The Mining Police!

A couple of ninjas went out in Comets, you know...the one with the blinking light on top?
Yeah. We were patrolling Mirilene for unlincence miners! Whatever that means, we pulled them off, one by one and asked for a licence. If not shown, the miner will be fined. Like in this case.

_____________________________________________________________________________

FORM #23512-Z-4u7720 UNREGISTERED MINING CITATION
Issued by: TEAR EXTRACTION AND RECLAMATION SERVICE

Ship ID: 486BFG88499HG-3345-588FN
Ship Contents: See Misc/Ref. Lading Log #4589-54

Operatives of TEARS Alliance, Subgroup: Suddenly Ninjas [YOINK] have issued a member of your Corporation a Citation for the the unlicensed Mining of asteroids in a designated space lane per EDEN Municipal Code #223.646.377

Parties In Violation: Edward Evans,


Miner Registration Fee .................................................. 1,000,000 ISK
Astrogation LIDAR Omission Penalty ............................... 450,000 ISK
Fraternal Order of Salvagers Union Fund Contribution ... 16,500 ISK
Total Assessment: 1,466,500 ISK

Please Remit Funds to TEARS - SpaceLane Traffic Authority Division
Authorized Representative or your nearest TEARS Alliance Officer.

In the event that this citation is not paid and offending ship removed within the current 15 minute timer interval, TEARS Operatives are authorized to employ Level III Advanced Citation Protocol 2345-2. This protocol can include additional fines, destruction of cargo, and including destruction of vessel.
_____________________________________________________________________________

What now follows is an epic roleplay.


1. (first contact)
mining contract purchase
From: Edward Evans
To: TheBeep
INBOX
Where & how

2. (let em burn)
mining contract purchase
From: Edward Evans
Sent: 2011.01.22 01:53
To: TheBeep
Where do I go to make payment & purchase a liscence

3. (bogus.)
Dear Sir,
you can accuire a mining license through any TEARS officer, which includes me.
A basic Mining Licence Mark I will run 7mil or 10mil for mining barges like Hulks and the like.
A later upgrade is also possible, to ensure it won't hurt your pockets too much, we're nice people at TEARS. :)
Payment can be made during the next 24h, a later date might result in additional fees for unlicensed mining and we can't ensure your saftey. The Sansha are all over the place...
Fly safe and thanks for your interest!
TheBeep / TEARS officer

3. (oh he's clever!)
Comtract
From: Edward Evans
To: TheBeep
INBOX
I'll offer 3mil for the lisc.

4. (more bogus.)
Re: Comtract
From: TheBeep
To: Edward Evans
Dear Sir,
normally we don't offer discounts, but since im quite high up the chain... i can do that for 4 mil, because we lose like 2 frigates per average protection/licence and that would just cover the costs.
I will be offering you a contract in the next hour.
Thanks for your interest, a patrol vehicle is always near you.

TheBeep / TEARS

5. (feed him)
Re: Mining contract
From: TheBeep
To: Edward Evans
Sir,
the contract is up. Please accept.
Thank you for doing buisiness with us, as soon as you accept the contract, you will be safer than ever before and allowed to mine anything in Sinq Laison.

For further details on our licence, feel free to contact me or any TEARS officer.

TheBeep/TEARS

6. (damn!)

Mining contract
From: Edward Evans
To: TheBeep
INBOX
I saw the contract, but there is no liscense # attached that I could find; please resend with appropriate info.
Thanks

7. (oh i WILL!)
i told him in chat that it's in the secure container and he will receive the password as soon as he accepts. But as a sign of trust, here's the password: "jetcankills". Actually it's not and i forgot about it.

8. (PROFIT!)
- Contract blinks. 4 Million ISK. Thank you! Free money!


...and the story continues. Next time i will post his calls for help when serp rats attacked his miner. Wow.

Sonntag, 16. Januar 2011

I'm BACK!! Retriever Vs. Catalyst.


Sorry for not blogging, been hell a busy in RL and shit, but here it goes:

Retriver Vs. Catalyst: 1:0.

http://suddenlyninjas.net/killboard/index.php?a=kill_detail&kll_id=7665

http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=12268061

OMG. WTF. Best Eve kill for me yet...
Also <3 to local.

Also if someone wants to donate ISK, please do, i'm broke and need a new Ishkur. :)





[ 2011.01.16 21:31:45 ] PoopandPee > omfg, retriever vs catalyst
[ 2011.01.16 21:31:55 ] RED DAGON66 > lmao where
[ 2011.01.16 21:32:01 ] RED DAGON66 > damn i still got timer
[ 2011.01.16 21:32:06 ] RED DAGON66 > whos winning
[ 2011.01.16 21:32:06 ] PoopandPee > hahahahhahahahaa
[ 2011.01.16 21:32:10 ] PoopandPee > ret
[ 2011.01.16 21:32:13 ] RED DAGON66 > what
[ 2011.01.16 21:32:14 ] PoopandPee > LOL!
[ 2011.01.16 21:32:17 ] PoopandPee > retriever won, HAHAHHAHAH
[ 2011.01.16 21:32:21 ] RED DAGON66 > holy shit balls no way
[ 2011.01.16 21:32:22 ] PoopandPee > battle retriever ftw
[ 2011.01.16 21:32:36 ] RED DAGON66 > i know hulk can be pvp fited but a ret
[ 2011.01.16 21:32:47 ] PoopandPee > yea, rets are weak, but o well
[ 2011.01.16 21:32:49 ] masternerdguy > that was epic
[ 2011.01.16 21:32:56 ] CORSO NEOSAMA > ROFL!!!
[ 2011.01.16 21:33:02 ] masternerdguy > link me the kill on battleclinic
[ 2011.01.16 21:33:06 ] masternerdguy > so i can smack it
[ 2011.01.16 21:33:18 ] RED DAGON66 > who was flying what
[ 2011.01.16 21:33:40 ] TheBeep > PWN.
[ 2011.01.16 21:33:45 ] CORSO NEOSAMA > PoopandPee omfg, retriever vs catalyst\
[ 2011.01.16 21:34:15 ] TheBeep > 1:0
[ 2011.01.16 21:34:38 ] masternerdguy > epioc
[ 2011.01.16 21:36:07 ] TheBeep > http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=12268061#submitMail
[ 2011.01.16 21:36:56 ] Catalytic morphisis > go on then nerd 1v1
[ 2011.01.16 21:37:17 ] RED DAGON66 > lmao nice kill
[ 2011.01.16 21:37:51 ] Catalytic morphisis > lol really?
[ 2011.01.16 21:38:42 ] RED DAGON66 > dude a ret is shit for tank if anything dram didnt do any dps so its a good kill
[ 2011.01.16 21:39:01 ] TheBeep > i was deep in structure.
[ 2011.01.16 21:40:04 ] Catalytic morphisis > so where was this so called Backup of mine then?
[ 2011.01.16 21:40:11 ] masternerdguy > good fight
[ 2011.01.16 21:40:13 ] PoopandPee > it died
[ 2011.01.16 21:40:16 ] PoopandPee > i shit on it
[ 2011.01.16 21:40:36 ] Catalytic morphisis > truth be told I have no need for backup with you lot
[ 2011.01.16 21:40:46 ] PoopandPee > indeed u dont
[ 2011.01.16 21:41:09 ] TheBeep > no need for backup indeed.
[ 2011.01.16 21:41:22 ] TheBeep > drones ftw.
[ 2011.01.16 21:41:38 ] Catalytic morphisis > but yeah gf
[ 2011.01.16 21:43:52 ] Catalytic morphisis > not bad for an active baddon

about this blog

Yes, another blog about internetspaceships!
If you haven't guessed by now, this blog is about a great game called "Eve Online".

This blog is dedicated to the fun side of this game, like blowing stuff up, spending huge amounts of ISKs on exotic dancers and the like. NOT the technical/tactical stuff filled with millions of acronyms and discussion.
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