Oh noes...The Mining Police!

A couple of ninjas went out in Comets, you know...the one with the blinking light on top?
Yeah. We were patrolling Mirilene for unlincence miners! Whatever that means, we pulled them off, one by one and asked for a licence. If not shown, the miner will be fined. Like in this case.

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FORM #23512-Z-4u7720 UNREGISTERED MINING CITATION
Issued by: TEAR EXTRACTION AND RECLAMATION SERVICE

Ship ID: 486BFG88499HG-3345-588FN
Ship Contents: See Misc/Ref. Lading Log #4589-54

Operatives of TEARS Alliance, Subgroup: Suddenly Ninjas [YOINK] have issued a member of your Corporation a Citation for the the unlicensed Mining of asteroids in a designated space lane per EDEN Municipal Code #223.646.377

Parties In Violation: Edward Evans,


Miner Registration Fee .................................................. 1,000,000 ISK
Astrogation LIDAR Omission Penalty ............................... 450,000 ISK
Fraternal Order of Salvagers Union Fund Contribution ... 16,500 ISK
Total Assessment: 1,466,500 ISK

Please Remit Funds to TEARS - SpaceLane Traffic Authority Division
Authorized Representative or your nearest TEARS Alliance Officer.

In the event that this citation is not paid and offending ship removed within the current 15 minute timer interval, TEARS Operatives are authorized to employ Level III Advanced Citation Protocol 2345-2. This protocol can include additional fines, destruction of cargo, and including destruction of vessel.
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What now follows is an epic roleplay.


1. (first contact)
mining contract purchase
From: Edward Evans
To: TheBeep
INBOX
Where & how

2. (let em burn)
mining contract purchase
From: Edward Evans
Sent: 2011.01.22 01:53
To: TheBeep
Where do I go to make payment & purchase a liscence

3. (bogus.)
Dear Sir,
you can accuire a mining license through any TEARS officer, which includes me.
A basic Mining Licence Mark I will run 7mil or 10mil for mining barges like Hulks and the like.
A later upgrade is also possible, to ensure it won't hurt your pockets too much, we're nice people at TEARS. :)
Payment can be made during the next 24h, a later date might result in additional fees for unlicensed mining and we can't ensure your saftey. The Sansha are all over the place...
Fly safe and thanks for your interest!
TheBeep / TEARS officer

3. (oh he's clever!)
Comtract
From: Edward Evans
To: TheBeep
INBOX
I'll offer 3mil for the lisc.

4. (more bogus.)
Re: Comtract
From: TheBeep
To: Edward Evans
Dear Sir,
normally we don't offer discounts, but since im quite high up the chain... i can do that for 4 mil, because we lose like 2 frigates per average protection/licence and that would just cover the costs.
I will be offering you a contract in the next hour.
Thanks for your interest, a patrol vehicle is always near you.

TheBeep / TEARS

5. (feed him)
Re: Mining contract
From: TheBeep
To: Edward Evans
Sir,
the contract is up. Please accept.
Thank you for doing buisiness with us, as soon as you accept the contract, you will be safer than ever before and allowed to mine anything in Sinq Laison.

For further details on our licence, feel free to contact me or any TEARS officer.

TheBeep/TEARS

6. (damn!)

Mining contract
From: Edward Evans
To: TheBeep
INBOX
I saw the contract, but there is no liscense # attached that I could find; please resend with appropriate info.
Thanks

7. (oh i WILL!)
i told him in chat that it's in the secure container and he will receive the password as soon as he accepts. But as a sign of trust, here's the password: "jetcankills". Actually it's not and i forgot about it.

8. (PROFIT!)
- Contract blinks. 4 Million ISK. Thank you! Free money!


...and the story continues. Next time i will post his calls for help when serp rats attacked his miner. Wow.